Was Wondering How Roslyn Was Doing... and I Ended Up With This

1. Do you eat a lot of fast food?

By definition… Fast Food is supposed to be served in a timely manner… seeing as how often it fails clock in on time I say no I don’t eat unhealthy fat food… I just eat unhealthy not-so-very-fast-food served by incompetent waiters/cashiers :P

2. Besides your mouth, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?

Is this another rick question or are you gonna force me to find someone willing to kiss every other part of my just so I can satisfy your childishly-unimaginative-curiosity? 

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?

I don’t even remember going to sleep much less the waking up part

4. Have you ever streaked?

Depends….

5. Are you an understanding person? 

A Tiny bit too understanding as some would put it

6. What was the last movie you saw in theaters? 

Iron Man… So much attitude… especially the scores… and of course Robert Downey Jr. is sooo yummy… (*smiles at Denise*)

7. Did you pray before you went to bed last night?

Another trick question??? I mean come on and ask something you don’t already know :P

8. What did you last get upset about? 

Was u[pset bout how I’ve not been upset ina long while which surprisingly upsets me because I like to believe that we all need to be upset ever once in a while just to make sure that we actually savour the time when we’re not upset, so I was just so upset that I’m not upset which in turn made me pretty damn upset so yea… I’m upset :P

9. Do you eat candy on a daily basis?

DAMN YOU!!! Enough with this trick questions already… What do you think??? I’m 7 or something??? Course I eat them daily :P

10. Does it make you happy to get letters in the mail? 

Ah but of course… I’m even happy when they don’t come through the mail (*smiles*)

11. What are you looking forward to this summer?

Not losing my sanity

12. Who was the last person you ate with? 

Ravin, Ritesh and Hadi… Burger King Masjid Jamek… Post Drama refreshments

13. Do raisins belong in cookies? 

Raisins??? Ah those odd little thingies you pick out and stick em on other people’s clothes and then accuse them that they’ve been picking their noses???After what I just said… what do you think??? ;)

14. What's your screen name?

Izzy… which is commonly short for Isabel…which clearly explains why I like it so much :P

15. Walking into a party, what's the first thing you notice?

That my zipper isn’t up… and I know… lots of time for that after the party.. but still… you can never be too prepared :P

16. Are you currently taking a science class in school? 

Ah school… well back in my days when I did go to school….. :P

17. You've just won a free vacation to either South America or North Korea?

Depends… if I don’t wanna have a family then definitely North Korea :P

18. Kiss on the first date? 

How bout the first ten minutes???

19. Would you rather have chicken or steak?

I prefer the salad… NOT!!!! :P

20. What's one thing you've learned?

I’m either funny or almost mad… which works either way cause I just manage to plaster smiles over peoples faces :P

21. Who was the last person you took a picture of? 

Marie Digby J

22. Would you ever donate blood?

People actually want those redish thingies that flow around on my insides??? Of course… I forgot how IKEA needs them for the colouring on their jam like thingies in which they serve with their meatballs (Theng Ilianna… your culinary art students… help me out here and tell me what they’re called :P) Tht’ll explain why they’re so damn delicious

23. How many snack machines are in your school?

Back in the old days when I was in school….. :P

24. Have you ever felt replaced? 

Yup…. By my demented other half whom apparently is not as funny or as fun as I am :P

25. Are there deerheads covering any walls in your house?

Nope… but I’d always consider yours ;)

26. Do you believe in karma? 

Looking at thew way things turn out??? Nope

26. Have you ever been asked out? 

Yup…usually its sounds like “IZZAT GET OUT OF HERE AND HELP ME LIFT THIS TO THE BACKYARD!!!” I get asked out all the time… They want me so badly

27. Are you good at telling jokes? 
Ask Ilianna :P

28. Do you wish you had smaller feet?

Nope… if they were how can I ever have the pleasure of trying to stuff it down your throat :p

29. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex? 

Yup… my bestest :p

30. When ordering sushi, what do you get? 

Jean does the ordering for this one

31. How many of your friends have seen you naked?

Lalalalalala~ :P

32. Do you write in cursive or in print? 

I here proudly state that I write in mirror :P

33. What were you doing at 10 am? 

Probably having an argument with myself about which side of the bed I should get up on and eventually falling asleep all over again because we couldn’t decide

34. Are you different now than you were six months ago?

LOL… yeah… *points at head*

35. So what do you think of this idiot who made you do this tag?

Adorably fickle :P

36. and what would you say to him/her

People say that words often hurt more than actual physical aggression… and that is exactly what this fork and I am going to prove wrong tonight :P

Thank you. *bows*.

TAG!

Ilianna :P

And just another random moment... I like this song :P

Am I Not Just The Obnoxious Git?

Seriously… We need a good revamp on which how education in Malaysia is approached… Basically everyone regardless whether or not they knew this confident (some say arrogant and I say semantics) has more than a rough idea on my views on the Malaysian Education System and I’m still surprised the ISA has yet to catch up with me :P 

And Theng got a dose of resentments towards the system alongside Ilianna when they asked for help with their Malaysian Studies project :P 

So this is what I think what Malaysians need to know 

1)      Which side of the escalator to stand on

2)      How to get on and off trains

3)      Magic word usage (i.e. thank you / please)

4)      The true reason to which signal lights are fixed upon motor vehicles

5)      The virtues of picking up a book and reading it

6)      Techniques on how express themselves via a very much less-destructive medium

Got tagged by someone Horrifyingly Nice :P

1. What is the most important thing in your life?

My sanity... and sense of humor :P

2. What is the last thing you bought with your own money?

Credit :P

3. Where do you wish to get married?

Spot on in between heaven and hell... provides one with perspective if you see where I'm coming from :P

4. How old do you think you’ll be permanently owned by your lover?

Are we still talkin bout my other half??? (refer to the last tag post:P)

5. Are you in love?

*smiles*

6. Where was the last restaurant you had dinner?

Dave's Deli

7. Name the latest book you bought?

The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy... and you people say I'm funny :P

8. What is your full name?

My real one or the one they make me put on my Identity Card?

9. Do you prefer mother or father?

This supposed to be some form of trick question??? C'mon... the minute i say father you'll shout "YOU FUCKIN CHAUVINIST!!!!" and if i were to say Mother "YOU SICK FEMINIST!!!!"

10. Name a person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time.

Myself... Now that'd be awesome... I'd finally have my first ever un-intellectual intellectual conversation

11. Christina or Britney?

Ummm... we talkin bout cakes right??? those foodlike thingies you throw at each other at parties??? cause thats what i feel like doing when i hear the two names... to defenestrate em as fast as i can :P

12. Do you do your own laundry?

My what??? 

13. The most exciting place you want to go?

This thing i have between my ears :P

14. Hugs or kisses?

how bout a good mix of both and other related activities :P

15. Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you.

- Horrifyingly nice :P

- Seldom goes to the cinema (a handicap in which i shall attempt to fix :P)

- No sex... no drugs but lotsa Rock and roll

- Enjoys photography... both being in front and behind of the camera and doing both at the same time :P

- Finds me oddly funny :P

8 things I’m passionate about

- Theatre 

- Photography

- Writing

- Doing my best but continuously failing at attempting to fail on purpose

- Living life and eagerly awaiting to experience death

- Being romantically inclined but as always failing at it

- Good food

8 things I say too often

- Fuck

- Fuck

- Fuck

- Fuck

- Fuck

- Damn I'm hot... and hell I'm not talkin bout the temperature :P

- I'm sure I'm not gay

-FUCK!!!

8 books I’ve read recently

- P/S I Love You

- The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

- Good Omens

- Empire of Ivory

- V for Vendetta (the original comic script)

- American Gods

- Anansi Boys

- Fragile Things

8 songs I could listen to over and over again 

- Gone by Switchfoot

- Shine by Shannon Noll

- What I've Done by Linkin Park (its not the songs... its the memories we wrote together... KL Drama Team '07... Semper Fi)

- Dancing In the Moonlight by Toploader

- Dare You To Move by Switchfoot

- Back In Black by ACDC (somthing we all know I can always relate to)

- Superman by Five For Fighting (the only song with the essence of me in it)

- Teardrop by Massive Attack

8 things I learnt last year

- When you're dealing with red tape... say fuck and tear your way through (UIA Debate)

- SPM??? Start studying 3 weeks before and you're good to go ;)

- Do what you wanna do (SEA FORENSICS - Duet Acting ;))

- Semper Fi (Drama '07 with relation to SPM trials :P)

- You're an actor... Use your talents wisely :P

- You walk... and never stop...

- When the going gets though... Say fuck and then you keep on going

- Stop looking back and just walk damn it :P

To the Drama Team of '08

KL's Best Actor 2007 - Craig... Played by yours truly

KL's Best Script 2007 - Written by yours truly edited by Marvin Wong inspired by the rest of the team

KL Champions 2007 - Saint John's Institution

High expectations on the 15 of you... and this is all I have to say...

Words To Live By Words A Principle To Die For... 

~Semper Fi~

Of Endings

Everything good must come to an end

Endings...

Another in life’s long list of constants…

We face em on a regular daily basis… we grew up with endings happening all over the place… we have become so used to it we no longer notice them happening… we barely notice this important pivots in life… so much so we completely fail to comprehend its importance and how much it affects on life… We watch em in movies… we read them in novels (regardless how bad the novel is)… we hear of them in fairy tales and such…

So why does one need an ending???

An ending – as the very essence of the word indicates – provides one with closure, it –lacking any other word fit to describe it – marks an end to a certain aspect in ones life… An optimist would say it marks a new beginning in ones life but then again who has ever actually listened to one of those before… But just because something ends it doesn’t necessarily mean that it has a pessimistic connotation over the matter at hand…

Picture a journey with no end… why even bother continuing the journey if it was to never end? Why not just stop and enjoy what one has and just settle down? The very reason to which would drive one to take the choice of settling down is for one to enjoy and savor what one has worked for ones lifetime before one kicks the bucket… Endings give the story a meaning… the journey on which one has traversed gives one satisfaction upon ones arrival at ones destination… and most importantly death gives meaning to life… so for those of you who dream of immortality, I say screw it and just enjoy life as you wait for it to come to an end… and to those optimists who say endings mark a new beginning, I dare say they quite enjoy the little endings they go through in life in which one can further postulate they look forward to dying… now that doesn’t sound very optimistic now does it???

Life Without Death is Meaningless

I posed a question to two different “test subjects” (other people would call them friends… god knows why they do such atrocious things) I asked what were you to do if left in a situation in which nobody gets out of it alive.

Test subject A replied “I’d just say thank goodness I had a wonderful life”

Test subject B replied “I’d stop wherever I am and not move forward the slightest bit”

Obviously the person to date here would be test subject A… one learns to embrace death has learned how to live ones life… Test Subject B on the other hand suffers from a complex in which one is never satisfied with what has happened and constantly asks to oneself what if I did this and that differently… Death gives life meaning and from that we postulate that for one to properly live one must die… another in life’s long list of irony…

The question of dating these test subjects I mentioned is completely immaterial to the grander scheme of things… exposing their identity would be a breach of an unsigned contract… and as to commenting on their gender would be highly unprofessional and sexist of me… sides you can never be too sure these days… In simpler and politically incorrect terms I’m just being an ass simply because I can… :P

~SEMPER FI~

You Bastard... Just Because You Know I Have The Time

Instructions : Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 3 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.


1. At what age do you wish to marry?
Age is yet another number... matters not in the grand scheme of things

2. If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one?
"When I'm dead, treasure the happy memories, but don't be afraid to make new ones"


3.This questions sounds weird ... but you must answer !! If sex is a game ... would you be good at it ??

Wanna find out?

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Home... if you know what I mean


5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
I ought to get some sleep first before i attempt to answer this one


6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
Definitely not :P


7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
Myself

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
See how fast I can spend it all

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Definitely... being the shameless prick I am

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.

1. lemme think about it...
2. still thinking about it...
3. almost there... Nah... not quite there yet

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
You mean my lower half??? :P

12. Smartest thing you've ever heard someone say...

You're different... Just like everyone else

13. What is your ambition?
To Not Lose My Sanity... Damn it I don't think thats gonna be possible now

14. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
When they're being too nice

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
My charm :P

16.Are you a shopaholic or not?
I'm a guy... Course I am :P

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
The amazingly confident part... AIMING TO BE RETARDEDLY AMAZINGLY CONFIDENT :P

18. Are you male or female?
Male... hold on lemme check... wait... that wasn't there before...

19.Honestly, do you think life is fair?
Nope... but stop bitching and deal with it

20. Are you missing anyone now?
yup

I tag

1. Jazzie

2. Li Jia

3. Sheel

DAMN YOU MALAYSIA

I'm currently trying to access my JPA results... but the freaking connection keeps timing out... damn it

Semper Fidelus

I am BACKKKKKK from freaking boot camp…

Definitely exaggerating but yes people… I am back from NS… and not cause of some other interview… this time I’m back for good… basically told them how I’m “going” for Matriculation… but seriously… and arty geek like me in one of those horrid places… *gasp*

National Service… what can I say… an utter waste of time… which is precisely why everyone should go for it…

OKAYYYY…

Now seriously… it is in my “humble” opinion that the National Service Programme is AN UTTER WASTE OF TIME AND RESOURCES…

Alrighttttt… Now I’m serious about being serious… so NS is basically divided into distinct modules, the physical module and the Multi-skill module… and in my personal and very much so “humble” opinion is A COMPLETE UTTER WASTE OF TIME…

OKAYYYYY… Time to be seriously serious about being completely and utterly serious…

well the physical module is indeed fun… basically we had a silly obstacle course, repelling, flying fox and of course the over-rated COLT M-16 handling… whilst on the other hand the multi-skills module was – and I’m being completely nice here – like sending me back to pre-school… seriously…. I mean I do get what those silly games are supposed to do to us… but seriously… we’re 18 year olds…. I mean we don’t need to go through kindergarten all over again… what we need is a good kick… so yeah…. Screw the damn module and kick em into gear… stop wasting your time people… these people are the nation's future… they need to be kicked into shape… so go ahead (especially since I’m no longer in your silly program)

So yes I’m back and I seriously do like the hair… and I am so totally back on stage enjoying myself once more… and of course… I do have scripts stashed waiting to be performed…

And oh yeah… I plan on performing an episode of Blackadder on stage… interested anyone?

SEMPER FI~

Its SOOOOO GOOD TO BE BACK

Tagged by Miss Roslyn :P

Real name:
Muhammad Izzat Bin Fauzan

Nickname:
Izz, Izzy, That Arrogant Pompous Ass

Male/Female:
Male and I'm definately postive about it.... I think

Married:
Not yet...

High school:
Saint John's Institution Kuala Lumpur

College:
Don't Ask

Short or long hair:
Retardedly Short... They Shaved me at NS

Are u a healthy freak:
Sorta kinda

Height:
177cm

Do u have a crush on someone?:
Absatively

Do u like yourself:
More than anyone else :P

Piercings:
None

Righty or Lefty:
Righty

FIRST

Surgery:
I do dissect watches and everything electronic :P

Piercing:
Dont' have any... and I like it that way... I'm perfect just the way I am

Person you see in the morning:
The person who wakes me up in the morning... Usually its the Trainer on duty in my NS Camp :P

Award:
KL's Best Actor 2007 :P

Sport you join:
Ummm... pratically everythin?

Pet:
Don't have any :P

Vacation:
Last one was to Langkawi... Unless you'd consider NS to be a vacation

Concert:
Never been to one I think

First crush:
Some gal in kindergarten... I forget her name:P

CURRENTLY

Eating:

Nothin

Drinking:
Coke (coca-cola and not cocaine people)

I'm about to:
Prep myself for the JPA scholarship interview

YOUR FUTURE

Want kids:
As many as i can get... but I'd like lotsa personal time with my special someone first ;)

Want to get married:
ABSATIVELY

Careers in mind:
Lawyer cum Actor cum Scriptwriter cum Director

Which is better? Lips or eyes?:
Definately the windows to tehe soul

Hugs or kisses:
Lotsa hugs


Romantic or spontaneous:
Spontaneously romantic :P

Sensitive or loud:
Ummmm... geeee... I have my moments :P

Troublemaker or hesitant?:
Troublemaker definately...

HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger?:
Nope

Drank bubbles:
sparkling juice

Lost glasses/contacts:
never... I wear till they break

Ran away from home:
Nah...

Liked someone younger:
Yup

Liked someone older:
You know the answer to this one ;)

Broke someone's heart:
Think so...

Been arrested:
Can't recall

Cried when someone died:
Nah... don't think so...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself:
More than anyone else :P

Miracles:
Not at all... what you give is what you get

Santa Claus:
nah

Magic:
Nope

True Love/Love at first sight:
Definately NOT

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

Is there someone you want to be with right now?:
Like DUHHHHH

Do you believe in God?:
Up to a certain extent... yes :)