DAMN YOU MALAYSIA

I'm currently trying to access my JPA results... but the freaking connection keeps timing out... damn it

Semper Fidelus

I am BACKKKKKK from freaking boot camp…

Definitely exaggerating but yes people… I am back from NS… and not cause of some other interview… this time I’m back for good… basically told them how I’m “going” for Matriculation… but seriously… and arty geek like me in one of those horrid places… *gasp*

National Service… what can I say… an utter waste of time… which is precisely why everyone should go for it…

OKAYYYY…

Now seriously… it is in my “humble” opinion that the National Service Programme is AN UTTER WASTE OF TIME AND RESOURCES…

Alrighttttt… Now I’m serious about being serious… so NS is basically divided into distinct modules, the physical module and the Multi-skill module… and in my personal and very much so “humble” opinion is A COMPLETE UTTER WASTE OF TIME…

OKAYYYYY… Time to be seriously serious about being completely and utterly serious…

well the physical module is indeed fun… basically we had a silly obstacle course, repelling, flying fox and of course the over-rated COLT M-16 handling… whilst on the other hand the multi-skills module was – and I’m being completely nice here – like sending me back to pre-school… seriously…. I mean I do get what those silly games are supposed to do to us… but seriously… we’re 18 year olds…. I mean we don’t need to go through kindergarten all over again… what we need is a good kick… so yeah…. Screw the damn module and kick em into gear… stop wasting your time people… these people are the nation's future… they need to be kicked into shape… so go ahead (especially since I’m no longer in your silly program)

So yes I’m back and I seriously do like the hair… and I am so totally back on stage enjoying myself once more… and of course… I do have scripts stashed waiting to be performed…

And oh yeah… I plan on performing an episode of Blackadder on stage… interested anyone?

SEMPER FI~

Its SOOOOO GOOD TO BE BACK

Tagged by Miss Roslyn :P

Real name:
Muhammad Izzat Bin Fauzan

Nickname:
Izz, Izzy, That Arrogant Pompous Ass

Male/Female:
Male and I'm definately postive about it.... I think

Married:
Not yet...

High school:
Saint John's Institution Kuala Lumpur

College:
Don't Ask

Short or long hair:
Retardedly Short... They Shaved me at NS

Are u a healthy freak:
Sorta kinda

Height:
177cm

Do u have a crush on someone?:
Absatively

Do u like yourself:
More than anyone else :P

Piercings:
None

Righty or Lefty:
Righty

FIRST

Surgery:
I do dissect watches and everything electronic :P

Piercing:
Dont' have any... and I like it that way... I'm perfect just the way I am

Person you see in the morning:
The person who wakes me up in the morning... Usually its the Trainer on duty in my NS Camp :P

Award:
KL's Best Actor 2007 :P

Sport you join:
Ummm... pratically everythin?

Pet:
Don't have any :P

Vacation:
Last one was to Langkawi... Unless you'd consider NS to be a vacation

Concert:
Never been to one I think

First crush:
Some gal in kindergarten... I forget her name:P

CURRENTLY

Eating:

Nothin

Drinking:
Coke (coca-cola and not cocaine people)

I'm about to:
Prep myself for the JPA scholarship interview

YOUR FUTURE

Want kids:
As many as i can get... but I'd like lotsa personal time with my special someone first ;)

Want to get married:
ABSATIVELY

Careers in mind:
Lawyer cum Actor cum Scriptwriter cum Director

Which is better? Lips or eyes?:
Definately the windows to tehe soul

Hugs or kisses:
Lotsa hugs


Romantic or spontaneous:
Spontaneously romantic :P

Sensitive or loud:
Ummmm... geeee... I have my moments :P

Troublemaker or hesitant?:
Troublemaker definately...

HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger?:
Nope

Drank bubbles:
sparkling juice

Lost glasses/contacts:
never... I wear till they break

Ran away from home:
Nah...

Liked someone younger:
Yup

Liked someone older:
You know the answer to this one ;)

Broke someone's heart:
Think so...

Been arrested:
Can't recall

Cried when someone died:
Nah... don't think so...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself:
More than anyone else :P

Miracles:
Not at all... what you give is what you get

Santa Claus:
nah

Magic:
Nope

True Love/Love at first sight:
Definately NOT

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

Is there someone you want to be with right now?:
Like DUHHHHH

Do you believe in God?:
Up to a certain extent... yes :)

Its been a while....

This is the post many have been waiting for… my bloody SPM results eh??? 

So ya, I scored an 8 outta 12 A’s which in my opinion kicked ass seeing as how much fooling around I did last year :P and that for some reason convinced my parents that they ought to reward me... so yes, I somehow convinced them to buy me a laptop... and I convinced them to get me a MacBook...

So now WHY A MACBOOK?

Politically correct answer :Its a powerful machine and i just love OS X

The real answer is       : Its sleek and shiny... I like... (now I sound like Jean :P)

I have decided to not help the drama team with any script preparation this year… The politically correct answer for me to give is that its meant to be a ground for students to learn how to express themselves through theatre but we all know that’s just bullshit… the main reason is that I just couldn’t care less about the “English Department” I would have had no qualms about helping them if Miss Ellina was still teacher advisor… but with new people in it and someone sarcastically commenting “we’ll start early this year” so gentlemen and ladies… being the sadistic man that I can be at times I’m just gonna leave them be and see how far they go… and yes, my over-creative imagination will not be put to good use for the Saint John’s Institution Drama Team this year, but that does not mean that I won’t be writing… I shall continue to write… I’m just not gonna do anything for the team this year… I shall go through the script I was sent and maybe write a review on it… but I shall NOT edit it…

“I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SOMEHOW CONVINCED ME TO DO IT… JEAN!!!!!!!!”

That would be a rather accurate at how I reacted after I watched Gossip Girl… But yes… I do not believe how she convinced me into watching that kinda crap… seriously…. I SIMPLY DO NOT HAVE THE TALENT OR ABILITY TO TURN MY BRAIN OFF… How do you people watch that crap… I mean seriously… I have absolutely no tolerance towards really crappy movies/television series

Moving on…. I went to catch Uncut Untitled Paper House which in my personal opinion is retardedly awesome… oh ya… I went for it twice… during the opening night and the third night… and it was definitely worth it… special thanks to Johann for giving me complimentary ickets for the opening night :P

I’m leaving for NS on Tuesday… and my bags are indeed packed… and my room, for the first time in many years, looks retarded-ly clean… 

And you wouldn’t believe what happened today… Jean’s reaction was simply

“OH MY GOD”

I was wearing a pink polo t-shirt =P

Me         : Oh my god? I half expected you to swear

Jean       : excuse me…

Me         : well you’ve never seen me wear any other colour than black so…

Jean       : Black is not a colour Izzat

Me         : if you want to get technical about it

Jean       : technical? That’s not being technical… it’s as it is…

(and our randomness goes on)

Why you ask? Simply because I can

Had this conversation with a certain someone ;) and it went like

“You only know like a quarter of the things to know about me”

and you know what I think

Well lets just take our time now shouldn’t we… I mean seriously… whats the rush… worst case scenario is that I drop dead all of a sudden… and I really don’t plan on doing anything like that anytime soon

You see being the genius I am I formulate theories and yes here goes mine 

I do believe that the longer we take the greater the pleasure at the end of the day… lets take sex as an example… 

You see the best part of making love/fornicating/fucking/humping/bonking call it what ever you want, but yes, is probably the foreplay, the whole idea of foreplay is to get there… seriously, imagine getting into the bloody room and going straight to the sex… now where is the fun in that, we need foreplay, we need to get all excited before the big thing… so yes people, take all the time you need as you are doing something regardless… it is definitely more pleasurable/enjoyable that way… 

So by all means… we shall take our time and not rush this walk we share that’ll only last for a lifetime

~SEMPER FI~

A New Begining Perhaps...

Astounding win for the opposition...

Congratulations.... 

Lets just hope we do see some change in the nation...

for the better of course...

and I shall be voting in the 13th General elections... now that is something I personally look forward to...

Not denying the fact that much has been done for the nation...

But admittedly the past four years has not been as productive as it could have been....

It is time for  change indeed... nad the mosty obvious would be the lack of jokes we make about Samy Vellu

We shall observe the former-opposition currently government for Selangor, Perak, Penang and Kedah... and of course they still reign in Kelantan... If change does come then the voters indeed shall vote for the current government... If not... then the votes shall definitely go to the opposition again... It is not a 2/3 win... it can still go either way... not much change can be made to the constitution with that ratio in the parliament... the least we hope to see improvements towards our nation's infrastructure and of course how money is being handled...

Lets see what the next 5 years has in store for us...

Post Election Conference by our Prime Minster

So long as we choose what we  believe to be the best... things ought to turn out for the better... regardless whether or not our believes are misguided...

People should not be afraid of the government.. It is the government who should be afraid of the people

~V For Vendetta, Alan Moore~

~Semper Fi~

Was Uber Bored... Till..

Was dead bored being stuck at home... 

Then I remembered Nick mentioning Picassa... and I vaguely remember Jean telling me about it... and I have to say... 

I LOVE IT!!!

What a splendid way to keep my photo's organized...

After all that was done... I went through all of my photos and decided to post my favourites =P

Vanity Shots =P

Taken during prep for the KL Inter-Zone Debate

Photo was taken by Nik Micheal Imran =)

Another shot from prep of the very same debate... Don't I look simply presidential?

Photo taken by Nik Micheal Imran

Up close and personal... Taken during the International Islamic University Debate =)

Photo taken by Daniella

Happy Moments... Prepping for a debate.. again at the International Islamic University Malaysia

photo taken by Marvin Wong

Getting "high"... Dorms at the International Islamic University of Malaysia

Photo taken by Wan Kam Fatt

Self portrait = High... Another shot at the Dorms in the International Islamic University

photo taken by yours truly

This is what I call perfect timing... 

Shot of Daniella and myself laughing at a joke... International Islamic University 2007

Photo taken by Afiq

The trip to Genting Highlands... LTC 2007... Self Portrait

had a thing for black and white photos back then... still do

Photo taken by yours truly

29th De Ja Vu SEA FORENSICS... Performing the Banker, Solo acting semi finals 2007

Photo by Denise Chan

Portrait... Last Day of school 2006

Now this shot was directed by yours truly =P

Photo by Harith Afiq

Cast shot... from left : Craig and Jack... Questionable Motives: Everyone has a rent to pay

KL's Best Script 2007, KL's Best Actor 2007, KL Champions 2007

photo by Jonathan Chin

Now for some awesome photography =P

Trip back from Langkawi... Post Drama

Photo by Ellina Ros

Saint John's Institution 1904 - Present

Photo by yours truly

Chess... Off The Board

Keramat Zone Chess Tourney '07 Convent Bukit Nanas

Photo by yours truly

Simply Grand

Photo by yours truly

Everything Under The Sun

LTC '07

Photo by yours truly

Who Needs Weapons When You've Got These?

photo by yours truly

Chemicals

Chemistry Lab - Saint John's Institution

photo by yours truly

The Evenstar

photo by yours truly

~Semper Fi~

My Bags Are Packed... Kinda...

LOL

My Bags are so definately not packed... HAHAHAHAHA

Dunno bout you guys but I seriously have no idea what to bring to NS seeing as how they're gonna give us almost everything we need anyway...

Been doing nothing execpt stay in bed and lazing around the house...

Elections tomorrow...

I wonder what it'll be like IF the opposition wins... 

HMMMMM

and yes people... you can vote for the first ever Malaysian President when I start running =)

and for some good music...

~Semper Fi~